The student wrote the paper using the ninja technique of "aburidashi -- and her professor loved it!
The findings are still very relevant today.
I don't know how I could live without cheese.
Starting around 1600 BC, southern Scandinavia became closely linked to long-distance metal trade elsewhere in Europe.
Trade makes us all richer!
Probably the largest genocide you probably haven't heard about.
Inhale iron, exhale rust.
They did not come in peace.
"Many of the challenges we have today are the same ones they had in Çatalhöyük — only magnified," say the paper's authors.
From ancient wars in Persia to the breakups of today, ice cream has carried us through the tough and the rough.
All powerful religious figures are useful in keeping large populations in check.
It's a surprisingly rich history.
Modern genetics sheds new light on these ancient religious wars.
Some works will come straight from the Vatican.
Don't blame George Martin or HBO for killing your favorite character -- blame reality!
The literary style is consistent throughout the entire text, researchers say.
"He" may have been a "they."
No army can fight on an empty belly. Neither can an empire.
And then the gods said, "don't be a douchebag and we’re chill".